Crazy safari stories

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First bookstore story.

The story of a crazy bookstore

Mr. Foldingen inherited a bookstore located on the corner of two streets, and his good shop brought him a large clientele that bought books, newspapers, magazines.

But Mr. Crazy thought the magazines had too much advertising. It must be boring for readers to find all these ads that distract them, and I'll fix it.

In the evening, armed with a pair of scissors, he starts working and begins cutting out advertisements in magazines, leaving only useful text.
After a few hours of work - he had booked his evening to do so - looks with satisfaction at the stack of works in front of him. Readers will be pleased, he tells himself, plus advertising.

How does the story end? Is Mr. Crazy locked up in a mental hospital? Or then readers appreciate his initiative, all bookstores imitate it, no advertising can be found in any magazines, and soon publishers will go bankrupt due to lack of income and no longer find magazines or more bookstores at all.

No, the story ends differently.

Mr. Fauldingen notifies a bunch of newspapers that he hasn't scratched from their ads yet, and decides to finish his job. But what is his surprise that the ad has already been cut!
I'm not one crazy person and I see an apple stuffed next to newspapers, he thinks, hey, another apple lover, I love apples.
He goes to the pantry to retrieve the last apple he has left, but it is missing. Who passed by?

He falls nose-first with an intruder armed with a scissor. Fighting little, he lets go of the scissors and says: "I give up." But another does the same.
He realizes that he is standing face to face with the mirror, that it was he who started the apple and cut the ad out of the last pile.

Do you like crazy stories? Here's another one (you need to fill out the page for a Safari reader to appear).

The little Scot came home happy.
- Dad, Dad, I just saved £1.
"How's that?" said the father, very happy.
"I ran after the bus instead of getting on it.
But his father slaps him.
- Little jerk, you couldn't run for a taxi? You'd save £10!

Article: Safari reader.

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