Programming languages: jokes and serious reviews

Reviews (in English) about the most popular languages, their users...

Darth

Dart was originally designed to replace JavaScript. But JavaScript has evolved and is eventually replaced... through yourself! Now Dart authors are developing Dart to replace Dart.

Guo

With C and C++, it's easy to pull yourself into the foot. The authors of Go do not want this, so they pulled the gun out of their hands. They even removed your leg so he can't get hurt .

Java

The genius of Java is that each object is placed in its own file. The second genius trait is to put all files in one jar file. The third genius trait is to put what you want in the files you want, but these are other languages that do it.

Loit

Lua was designed with Pascal syntax for implementation in a C++ program. Great if you want to fill yourself with syntax that you decided not to use.

Python

You should be a coding expert in C++, but an idiot can code in Python. They say. Now I wonder where all the idiots are.

Rust

Rust is the natural son of C++ and Perl. Unfortunately for the poor bastard, he inherited the ugliest sides of each parent. However, many mothers cherish the child, knowing that he is so ugly that his comrades will surely mock him.

La Scala

All three programmers who use Scala love it. There is a repeating scheme in languages ​ ​ in JVM. They praise the language to gain a big advantage: it can use the Java API. Then they decide to become serious and implement the version that is native... and who loses all APIs!

Swift

I used version 1 of Swift knowing that both would change everything. I used version 2 knowing that 3 would change everything. I used version 3 knowing that 4 would change everything. I used...